I invited salmonella poison
They brought their blushin daughter, stuffed into a tux
I invited all the guitar heroes
We threw away the guest list, and lost a thousand bucks
I called all the local geniuses
They wrote the guide for the perplexed and the drunk
Wild eyed they came from all directions
Stompin on the dance floor and droppin all their junk
All Ive got to show are shreds of boa
All Ive got to keep is paper-thin
All Ive got to show are shreds of boa
Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again!
Were out again!
Were out again!
Were out again!
Hoo!
Check out the stone on Tammy Tuesday
Shes handin out a fortune in party favor pearls
Here come all those thunderin beasties
Disabling security, and touchin all the girls
Check out all the star-struck ramblers
Littering the dance floor with scorpions and Sting
Here come all the ruby-studded hapners
Everybody came and destroyed everything
All Ive got to show are shreds of boa
All Ive got to keep is paper-thin
All Ive got to show are shreds of boa
Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again
You left your shreds of boa
We sucked it off your chin
You left your shreds of boa
Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again!
Were out again!
Were out again!
Were out again!
Were out again!
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